Ridiculous Headcanons

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Bear with me....a few of these are really ridiculous. 

Rose Quartz (Steven Universe): By human standards, Rose is pansexual. Humans are squishy, fleshy, organic creatures with two distinctive genders; a very different physical make-up from polymorphic agendered rocks. And, as a result, human males seem especially weird and exotic. Wouldn't it be a bit unorthodox to find a human male attractive? Don't get me wrong, young Greg is attractive, but I think it was his passion and unfettered optimism that really won Rose over. 

Pearl (Steven Universe): Pearl has a little crush on Garnet, but doesn't act on it because she knows she'll get rebuffed. And other things.

Peridot (Steven Universe): Peridot wears the limb enhancers because she has a bit of a Napoleon Complex. Peridot is going to become Steven's best friend that he shares a ridiculous secret handshake and understanding with. She also awkwardly tags along on his dates with Connie from time to time (I'm hellbent on this headcanon...even if it remains fanon). And, Peridot's developing a crush on Amethyst (The shipping bug bit me. Hard. Strong enough to compete with Pearlmythest...). 

Wander (Wander Over Yonder): Wander is the student of another, wizened bohemian hippie named Tumbleweed. He's continuing the legacy that Tumbleweed started with Major Threat. Either that, or Wander's original nickname was Tumbleweed. 

Voltar (League of Super Evil): Voltar is secretly an Irken/human hybrid. That's why he wears a helmet all the time. 
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ZeoLightning's avatar
Well greg, clearly has it. he swept her right off her feet.

pearl has a crush on everyone lol

well pearl does say amethyst is the best gem. but tagging with steven on dates sounds super awkward XD